Soap for Mom Brain


Item # MOM-S

Smells like forgetting your own name
Relax. You'll be back to normal in about 18 years.

  • Pants on backwards
  • Car keys in fridge
  • Baby in oven

Phone in the fridge again.

I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, Mom, he's hitting me and, Call 911! one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god… Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.

  • Soggy Cheerios Scented
  • Hand made
  • Made in USA
  • 6oz net wt
  • 2.625 × 3.5 × 1.125 in.

Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance

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