Smells like forgetting your own name
Relax. You'll be back to normal in about 18 years.
- Pants on backwards
- Car keys in fridge
- Baby in oven
Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, Mom, he's hitting me
and, Call 911!
one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god… Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Coconut oil, palm oil, safflower oil, glycine, purified water, sodium hydroxide, sorbitol, sorbitan oleate, soy bean protein, coloring, fragrance
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